Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Why Worry? (Irish Logic)

There are only two reasons in life that should worry you; either you are sick or you are well.

 

If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about.

 

However, if you are sick there are only two things to worry about; either you are going to get better or you will die.

 

If you get better, then there is nothing to worry about.

 

However, if you die then there are only two things to worry about; either you will go up or down.

 

If you go up, then there is nothing to worry about.

 

However, if you go down; you will be so busy shaking the hands of old friends and colleagues you will be too busy to worry!!!

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