On the first day of Christmas, my DS gave to me
A perfectly preserved body!
On the second day of Christmas, my DS gave to me
Two severed heads
and a perfectly preserved body!
On the third day of Christmas, my DS gave to me
Three suspects
Two severed heads
and a perfectly preserved body!
On the fourth day of Christmas, my DS gave to me
Four walled-up corpses
Three suspects
Two severed heads
and a perfectly preserved body!
On the fifth day of Christmas, my DS gave to me
Five pints of aaaaaaale -
Four walled-up corpses
Three suspects
Two severed heads
and a perfectly preserved body!
On the sixth day of Christmas, my DS gave to me
Six different profiles
Five pints of aaaaaale -
Four walled-up corpses
Three suspects
Two severed heads
and a perfectly preserved body!
On the seventh day of Christmas, my DS gave to me
Seven whiteboard markers
Six different profiles
Five pints of (hic) aaaaaale!
Four walled-up corpses
Three suspects
Two severed heads
and a perfectly preserved body!
On the eighth day of Christmas, my DS gave to me
Eight confessions
Seven whiteboard markers
Six different profiles
Five pints of *swig* AAAAAALE!
Four walled-up corpses
Three suspects
Two severed heads
and a perfectly preserved body!
On the ninth day of Christmas, my DS gave to me
Nine suicide notes
Eight confessions
Seven whiteboard markers
Six different profiles
Five pints of... *thud*
Four walled-up corpses
Three suspects
Two severed heads
and a perfectly preserved body!
On the tenth day of Christmas, my DS gave to me
Ten search warrants
Nine suicide notes
Eight confessions
Seven whiteboard markers
Six different profiles
Five pintsh of aaaaaaale!
Four walled-up corpses
Three suspects
Two severed heads
and a perfectly preserved body!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my DS gave to me
Eleven dowdy parkas
Ten search warrants
Nine suicide notes
Eight confessions
Seven whiteboard markers
Six different profiles
Fiiiiive piiiiints of aaaaaaaale!
Four walled-up corpses
Three suspects
Two severed heads
and a perfectly preserved body!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my DS gave to me
Twelve new gray hairs
Eleven dowdy parkas
Ten search warrants
Nine suicide notes
Eight confessions
Seven whiteboard markers
Six different profiles
Five pints of - oh shit *puke*
Four walled-up corpses
Three suspects
Two severed heads
and a perfectly preserved body!
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