A Wonky Donkey...

What do you call a Donkey with one leg?
A Wonky Donkey.

What do you call a Donkey with one leg and one eye?
A Winky Wonky Donkey.

What do you call a Donkey with one leg, one eye and making love?
A Bonky Winky Wonky Donkey.
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What do you call a Donkey with one leg, one, making love and farting?
A Stinky Bonky Winky Wonky Donkey.

What do you call a Donkey with one leg, one eye, making love, farting while wearing blue suede shoes?
A Honky Tonky Stinky Bonky Winky Wonky Donkey.

What do you call a Donkey with one leg, one eye, making love, farting while wearing blue suede shoes and playing a piano?
A Plinky Plonky Honky Tonky Stinky Bonky Winky Wonky Donkey.

What do you call a Donkey with one leg, one eye, making love, farting while wearing blue suede shoes, playing a piano and driving a bus?

A bloody talented smart ass!!!